Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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