Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

why does the man appear fat he is

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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