So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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