- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Potassium? K.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

How old are you? 7

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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