- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

hers a joke... japanese people

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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