- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Potassium? K.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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