Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Read a Book.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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