Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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hi

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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