Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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