- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

no rasist joks

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

DEATH.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

lets bomb africa

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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