- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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