- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

who do we all like george goodburn

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Jovan

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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