- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.