- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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