Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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