An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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WOw you have no life

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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