- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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