- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Potassium? K.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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