why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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