What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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