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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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