- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

where's mom I killed her

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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