- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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