- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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