- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

this website even though its hilarious.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Im gay What about you

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's 2+2? Fish

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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