- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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