why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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dallen loves penis

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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