What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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