*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

hi charles lattuca III

knock knock!? . . No.

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