- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quantum physics?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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