- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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