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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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