There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Oh, go away

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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