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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

God is real.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Golf.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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