What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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