- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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