- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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