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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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