- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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