- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

a black man walks out of popeyes

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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