- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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