- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

knock knock who's there? hope

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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