If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

WILLYS

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

karn chevalier

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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