The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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a. why? b. because

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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