- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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