Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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