What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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