- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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