Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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gay pom...

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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