- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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