- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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