- Anti Joke

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I C U P White stuff

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pull my finger (farts)

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does two plus two equal? 4

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.