Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Roses are red, yup.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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