How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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