- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

read this sentence again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*