What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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