What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

rent a cops

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Do the roar!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Anti Joke

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