- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your're racist.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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