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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

knock knock!? . . No.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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