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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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