What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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The New York Giants

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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