- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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