Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

#Getweird

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -13

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -13

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

scraggle is in you pillow case

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do I hate? people

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops