Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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