- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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