A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A man did not like this site

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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