- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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