- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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