Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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