What's white and gluey Glue

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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school homewrok

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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