- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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