- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are flowers.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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