- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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