Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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