How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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The Qur'an

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