- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Your mom.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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