- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

who is really lanky? james cornish

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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