What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Democracy.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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