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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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