How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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AIDS

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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