How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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