Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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