Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A whole 'nother.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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