- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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