- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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