- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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