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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What are annoying? Ads.

Women deserve equal rights.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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