What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

why dont they make black forks

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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