Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Anti Jokes = Drained

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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