- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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