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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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