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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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