- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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