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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why? Why not?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Indians

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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