Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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